Comedian of the Week - Picard Maneuver
Picard Maneuver (formed in 2007 by comedians Adam Fanshier and Mike Hover) combines elements of musical comedy, vaudevillian delivery, and physicality mixed audience interaction and improvisation to make a one of a kind act. We are just two nerds trying to make it in the normal world... Read More
Their latest correlation:
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A drought in Canada can not be correlated to how many people have drank Canada Dry.
Which university a student attends is correlated to how well their parents beat them for not doing their homework.
The sales of World Of Warcraft is directly related to the sales of boxed tissues, hand lotion and Taco Bell.
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The funnier the greeting card, the less he cares about you.
he number of men a girl has slept with is directly related to how deep her Daddy Issues are.
Which subway car I decide to get on is depends on how many hot chicks are inside of it.
The less sex you're having as a couple the nicer your yard starts to look.
There is a positive correlation between the puddle you stepped in in the middle of the night and wonder if the dog did it or you were to slow earlier.
The strippers of the future will correlate back to the success of the next season of Toddlers in Tiaras